1. lizard
(Jokes/Life)

A lizard fell on a table. Genius: Oh! reptila scincidae; Kikay: Eew, lizard!; Astig: Shit, butiki!; Mataray: Shucks, butiks!; Mayaman: Yuck! Lacoste!; Mahirap: Pare, ulam!  ...

2. Call Center
(Jokes/Erap)

A cub reporter was complaining about the President's accessibility to the media. Talking to another veteran mediaman, he said it is harder now to get through the President compared to those days when ...

3. DO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS ?
(Jokes/More fun)

... 10. Use CAESAREAN in a sentence. ...Lintek, anak, mag-ingat ka, CAESAREAN mo iyang laruan mo. 11. Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence. ...Pare, ang dami-daming pagkain, pero, ko-CONTEMPLATE. 12. Use ARTESIA ...

4. PLANE AT LAST!!
(Jokes/Life)

... have prepared for such an emergency and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers are on the right side of the ...

5. ANG PALAY
(Jokes/More fun)

... ni Mister kung papaano ang gagawin upang mapatunayan kung totoo ang kanyang hinala, nabanggit niya sa kanyang Kumpare ang kanyang niloloob. Mister: "Pare palagay ko ang Kumare mo kinakaliwa ako ngunit ...

6. Tae 1 at Tae 2
(Jokes/More fun)

Anong sabi ni TAE1 kay TAE 2?? -> pare una na ako.  ...