1. The More Intelligent Candidate
(Jokes/Erap)

This incident supposedly happened before the "ERAP PRESIDENCY". The most intelligent the "presidentiable"(Pinoy term for preisential candidates), Miriam Santiago, has challenged the least intelligent ...

2. Letter of Erap to son JV
(Jokes/Erap)

... mula ng ako'y naging presidente! Kailangan 120%!!! Siyempre kailangan kasama ang mga OCW sa abroad, no? Love, PAPA ERAP P.S. Papadalahan sana kita ng pera pero nakasarado na ang sobre...  ...

3. Call Center
(Jokes/Erap)

A cub reporter was complaining about the President's accessibility to the media. Talking to another veteran mediaman, he said it is harder now to get through the President compared to those days when ...

4. Ooops
(Jokes/Erap)

The Russian president is in Manila on a state visit. Driving into Malaca the coldest part of Russia, for doing that." A year later the its President Erap turn for a state visit to Russia. Driving into ...

5. KANGAROOS (DURING AUSTRALIAN STATE VISIT)
(Jokes/Erap)

Reporter: Mr. President, how was your visit to Australia? Erap: Well, it was nice. I saw many dangaroos. Reporter: Sir, you mean, kangaroos? Erap: No! Dangaroos! It was written: "Beware, these ...

6. DURING CALIFORNIA'S QUAKE
(Jokes/Erap)

Erap taking a bath nang biglang lumindol. He ran outside the Beverly Hotel without his clothes on. Guard: Mr. President! I think you forgot something... Erap: Ay sh*t! Yung wristband ko!  ...

7. SaddaM huseIn Vs. Voltes team
(Jokes/Quotes)

... fight with ya . pangalawang araw pumunta siya sa japan saddam: hey you wanna fight with me??i have 1000 soldiers and 1000 jets,, you want?? President: yes i wanna fight with you.. i have 5 soldiers ...