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Q: How are a San Miguel Beer bottle and Erap alike? A: They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why does Erap keep empty beer bottles in his fridge? A: They are for those who don't drink! Q: How do you confuse Erap? A: Stick him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. Q: Why did the Erap stare at a can of frozen orange juice? A: Because it said concentrate. Q: What do you do if Erap throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell, he's got a grenade in his mouth! Q: Why did Erap get fired from his job at the M & M's factory? A: He kept throwing out the Ws.
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