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Imelda Goes To Heaven

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Thursday, 01 January 2009 10:00

"Imelda dies and goes to heaven. The heavenly court is gathered to welcome all the newcomers to heaven. God the Father is there seated on his throne in all his splendor. The Second Person of the Trinity is there also, and the Holy Spirit, the Virgin Mary, and all the saints.

As Imelda enters, everyone stands up except God the Father, who does not get up from his throne. Jesus, the second Person of the Trinity turns to him, and says, "Heavenly Father, what's the matter?

Why don't you stand up to welcome Imelda Marcos?

God the Father replies: "I am afraid to lose my seat. If I stand up she will take my throne."

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