USE THE WORD

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A Filipino guy gets stopped by immigration at the airport.

Immigration tells him, "Use the words 'chicken not bread' in a sentence."

The Filipino looks around, puts a bag over a woman's head and yells, "Chee kennot bred! Chee kennot bred!" (accent on "she cannot breathe")