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Thursday, 01 January 2009 10:00

Nagkaroon ng trouble ang airplane at sabi ng piloto "Fasten your seat belt".

Isang babae nag-panic at ang sabi: "Ako'y babae, nais kong maranasan ang dapat maranasan ng isang babae bago bumagsak ang eroplanong ito! Mayroon ba sa iyong magpapatunay na ako'y babae?"

Tingin ang mga kelot at kinilatis si babae. Medyo may edad at medyo di maganda.

Walang nag-voluntir agad.

Sigaw ng babae: "Patunayan ninyong ako'y babae!"

"Ako!" sigaw ng isang pogi at matchong lalake habang ina-alis niya ang bitones ng kanyan kamisedentro.

Nanginig ang babae habang lumalapit ang kelot sa kanya.

Tahimik ang lahat...

Hinubag ang polo at ini-abot sa babae. Sabe niya sa babae, "Pakiplantsa mo 'to!"

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fame actor kim said:

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ang cheap
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August 16, 2010

eli sorilla said:

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ano iyan? ang CORNy la kwenta ,,,smilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gif
August 15, 2010

eureka said:

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corny ..kainis broken hearted pa ako imbis na magpakasaya ako mas lalong nalungkot> smilies/sad.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gif:'
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July 29, 2010

red_john21 said:

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nabasa ko na to pero masnakakatuwa ung nabasa ko smilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/tongue.gif:
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June 05, 2010

gie26 said:

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oo nga hndi naman masyado naka2tawa 2ng joke eh...smilies/tongue.gif
May 13, 2010

melody said:

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hahaha great joke bcoz of the twist xempre... smilies/kiss.gif sa gumawa =)
May 12, 2010

melody said:

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ganda nga ng joke na un... dmo ineexpect ang outcome hehehe cool smilies/kiss.gif pra sa gumawa hehe
May 12, 2010

FLAPzzii=) said:

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I HAVE A JOKE...I SHARE IT TO ALL OF YOU =)))))

may isang fairy, sbi nya lhat ng "gud luking" cnusumpa niya na maging ngongo! Haay.. nenma lang ango.. smi ngo "nye maniwaya, hinyi aman yon uoo.. aloohan un nima?"

I HOPE THAT ONE IS SO FUNNY =)))))
May 04, 2010

mrc00litz said:

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haha.. d ko gaganong na getzz ehehehehsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gif kelangan bang marunong ang babaeng mamlantsa para mapatunayan na siya ay isang tunay na babae.. hmmmmpppsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gif
April 24, 2010

yman said:

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nakakatawa nga e..nahulog ung pustiso ng lola ko..hehehhe corni mo george!!!
April 22, 2010

walang kwenta said:

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SOBRANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG CORNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gif
March 30, 2010

liad said:

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ang corny,
to sken


UY miss oh
















































































...ngongo na nkakita ng piso...
March 29, 2010

leeanne said:

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smilies/shocked.gif corny
March 23, 2010

ted said:

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nkakatawa kaya...
ang aarte Nyu! kau n nga lang nkikibasa ehh..
March 15, 2010

hernane reyes said:

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wala na ba kayong maayos ayos na tatawa talaga kami dito?
congratulations to this site. all the best.
March 07, 2010

JomskiE said:

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February 16, 2010

aimee nucum said:

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smilies/grin.gif hahahahahahahhahha alang kuwenta diyos ko joke ya ba ita.
February 08, 2010

danielle said:

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ang babastos naman ng mga tao d2...puro kantutan nasa isip...makalayas na nga!!!smilies/angry.gif
January 12, 2010

ASHANTI :) said:

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Ang corny ng joke nyo! ang pangit pa! d marunong ung gumawa nun or ung nag submit!! smilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gif

grr ... TOINKS!
January 07, 2010

..... said:

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ngatz bhe..
muahhxx..



























ngongo,bumibili ng
GATSBY WAX
December 19, 2009

........ said:

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siguro para mapatunayan magpapakantot sya
December 15, 2009

hanii said:

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hayssss hindi nmn nakaktawa dpat palitan nila ung jk na yun , kung jk nga yun smilies/tongue.gif
December 06, 2009

KYLE_poker face said:

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ano ba ung joke na un corny nyo parepareho smilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsan ka pa?smilies/tongue.gifbaho kyo sa lipunan noh???smilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifBWAHAHAHAH
October 04, 2009

Jimmy said:

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I mean yung lalaking marunong mamlantsa ay hindi tunay na lalaki?
September 18, 2009

Jimmy said:

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So kung hindi marunong mamlantsa yung babae hindi isya tunay na babae, then yung lalaking marunong mamlantsa ay hindi rin tunay na babae. ganoon ba yun? Welcome po kayung lahat sa www.edmontonpinoy.com, especially your comment.
September 18, 2009

jonah said:

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hahaha...nakakatawa talaga.....hindi ko na talaga matigilan pang tumawa....smilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gif....nakakatawa talaga.....
August 30, 2009

aja said:

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toink!!bkt ung lalaki di ba sila nagpapalantsa?huh!
August 24, 2009

seasori said:

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oo nga...di naman yata tama yun.,,,
August 16, 2009

Giandoo. said:

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Sexing Babae: Father pwede po ba mag kumpisal?
Father: O sige. Halika
Sexing Babae: malaki po kasi ang problema ko.
Father: Ano ba yun iha?
Sexing Babae: Hindi ko po kc mapigilan sarili ko makipag kantutan sa lalaking nag mumura..
Father: Putang ina!!! di nga?!

mas nkakatawa toh. smilies/tongue.gifsmilies/grin.gif
August 15, 2009

hmp said:

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hmpppp!!! ayoko ng mga lalaking mababa tingin sa babae ah! pfffffffffffft!!!!!! di ako kill joy natawa din ako pero share k olang point of view ko. =) sinumang lalaki ang tutol sa akin eh consider yourself as a man with low self respect.
August 12, 2009

julien rose b regualos said:

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smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif noodle!! noodle!! noodle!!
ang sabi ni Manny pacquao sa deal or no deal smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/wink.gif
August 07, 2009

Justine said:

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wrong spelling po ung hinubag...smilies/smiley.gifsmilies/smiley.gif
June 28, 2009

sabrina said:

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baga nah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!smilies/grin.gif
June 28, 2009

joy said:

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hahaha...sunpence pa,..smilies/cheesy.gif
June 25, 2009

liit said:

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hoy! wrong spelling!! anong HINUBAG?
June 24, 2009

buraot said:

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pde bng mgplantsa sa eroplano??????
May 27, 2009

christine said:

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smilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifboring naman,ang korni pahsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gif
May 08, 2009

AnneJo said:

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smilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifhahaha,,, 'kala q kung anu smilies/tongue.gifsmilies/grin.gif
May 02, 2009

jovy said:

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Korni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 12, 2009

lhady14 said:

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....nkakatawa dw svi nila hayzzzzz.....smilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gif
April 09, 2009

she1234 said:

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patunayan xang babae, kc dapat ang babae marunong mamalantsa? un ba un?? smilies/wink.gif
April 06, 2009

riza said:

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hindi ako natawa kasi wala namang katatawanan don eh.
March 19, 2009

Riz said:

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natawa ako smilies/angry.gif
March 18, 2009

mielyn21 said:

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anung nkakatawa dun???????>smilies/sad.gif
March 10, 2009

mariam H.M said:

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ayyyy, ganon ba yon. sakit non hah
February 27, 2009

john123456 said:

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hahahahahasmilies/cry.gif
February 22, 2009

cutie. said:

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hahahhahahahahh..smilies/cheesy.gif
February 16, 2009

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