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Thursday, 01 January 2009 10:00

Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan.

Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juan

na hindi na magtatagal at babawian na ng buhay ang kanyang asawa.

"Juan, bago ako mamatay, mayroon akong gustong ipagtapat

sa iyo."

"Mahal, huwag ka ng magsalita at makakasama pa sa iyo."

"Pero Juan, kailangan talagang malaman mo na........"

"Sssshhhh, kung ano man iyon ay hindi na mahalaga, ang

importante ay nasa tabi mo ako sa huling sandali mo

rito sa mundo."

"Juan, nais kong ipagtapat sa iyo na pinag-taksilan kita

sana ay patawarin mo ako."

"Alam ko iyon, kaya nga kita NILASON."

Comments (35)add comment

Jomar said:

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haha auz yan ahhhh.. add me FB jomarjose00@y.c pkilala mna kau imessge nyo ko..pra mkilala ko kau..
February 22, 2010

G-rAld said:

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hAhaha aNg kUlet!!!!!!!!smilies/smiley.gif
February 18, 2010

JomskiE said:

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smilies/tongue.gif wahahahaha....
smilies/tongue.gif Nice onE...^_¬>
February 16, 2010

iris said:

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smilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifhehehehehehe.........nkktawa nman......
February 11, 2010

chadrose22 said:

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heheh galing ni juan idolsmilies/cheesy.gif
February 04, 2010

Pretty Jenna said:

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smilies/cool.gif


it's payback time b*tch!
January 16, 2010

jeraldine said:

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smilies/smiley.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gif...hahaha..kawawa ka naman...
January 05, 2010

claudz said:

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kasi naman..bakit pa kasi naghanap ng iba. ayan tuloy napala mo "NILASON" ka ng asawa mo...pero kung may dhilan nman ng pangangaliwa, abay bkt di na lang mag usap na maghiwalay..

but anayway, u made me smile and brighten up my day..
December 03, 2009

harold g chicano said:

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wag kna kacng mag hanah ng iba
November 27, 2009

fHeRl said:

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buajaja,, bgay yan sa mga taksil,,,


bawi-bawi lng,,,

uhahahahahhahhahaah
smilies/grin.gifsmilies/shocked.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gif
November 25, 2009

jhonarie said:

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hahahahahahaha...... mabuti nga sayo....
November 12, 2009

maria angelica said:

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hahaha.. narinig ko na to dati.. panahon pa to atah ng kopong kopong eh.. even though.. this made me smile.. so thnks.. ung ibang tao kasi nalilimutan na tung mga joke na to kaya gud thng na naaalala pa.. ^_^ smilies/grin.gif
November 02, 2009

I said said:

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katawatawa kayo noh smilies/smiley.gifnow you know from manny MY IDOLING!!!!
October 04, 2009

aja said:

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an old joke,..but still funny for me.
dapat yan sa mga nagtataksil...hehe...smilies/grin.gif
August 24, 2009

jeano said:

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luma narin yan..,wala nabang iba diyan...
August 01, 2009

jajajaja said:

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corny naman
July 23, 2009

Justine said:

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wawa po clang pareho...pero ganda po nang joke nio...God bless-...
June 28, 2009

nitz said:

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smilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gif
napa iyak nyo ako..
huhuhu!.
June 18, 2009

nitz said:

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smilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gifsmilies/cry.gif
napa iyak nyo ako..
June 18, 2009

lovely said:

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cute cute is your name? your but your so ugly yuks
June 07, 2009

louise said:

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what thats not funny its cornysmilies/angry.gif
June 07, 2009

11juline11 said:

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hahahahahahahhahaha,,,
May 06, 2009

AnneJo said:

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hahaha,,, luma na yansmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gif
May 02, 2009

chris said:

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hahaha., npaka korni
April 29, 2009

alen said:

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that is a good one..! smilies/grin.gif
April 27, 2009

lez said:

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hehehe! kulet!
March 26, 2009

mjalms said:

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smilies/cheesy.gif nakakatwa tlaga
March 12, 2009

mariam H.M said:

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do you have some more?
February 27, 2009

eden said:

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hehehe......

u mke me laugh this day smilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gif
February 27, 2009

dyosa said:

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kamoteng asawa yun!!! kaya pala nilason.... hahaha
February 25, 2009

dethba said:

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hehehe.. saya..
February 24, 2009

cute said:

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hahahahaha......you make me laughsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gif
February 16, 2009

buang said:

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waahhahaha
February 07, 2009

michelle said:

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you made my day.!!hehehe smilies/cheesy.gif
January 28, 2009

erica said:

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smilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gifsmilies/cheesy.gif hehehe
you make me laugh
January 24, 2009

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