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Thursday, 01 January 2009 10:00

Takbong pumasok ng bahay si Mario.

Pagud na pagod, pero masayang-masaya.

Nagmamayabang pa sa ina.

"Nanay! Nanay! Nakatipid ako ng uno singkwenta."

"Nakatipid? Paano?" tanong ng nanay.

"Aba'y 'di ako sumakay ng dyip.

Sumabay lang ako ng takbo.

Kaya't nakatipid ako ng one-fifty!"

"Bobo ka pala, eh. Kung taxi ang sinabayan mo,

'Di mas malaki ang natipid mo!"

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	February 16, 2010<br />
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							may dalawang magkapatid, si malaki at si maliit... sumulat si malaki sa kanyang tatay.. <br /> <br />Dear Tatay, <br />ibili nyo po kame ng isang dosenang itlog at isang kilong baboy <br />ang inyong anak... malaki <br /> <br />inutusan ni malaki si maliit na ihatid ang sulat sa post office <br />habang naglalakad napaaway si maliit at ang sulat ay nagkapunit punit <br />binuo ang sulat sa pamamagitan ng tape ng mabasa ng ama <br /> <br />Dear Baboy, <br />ibili nyo po kami ng isang dosenang anak at isang <br />kilong tatay. <br />ang inyong itlog... malaki						</td>
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							baka ito mas funny!! <br /> <br />anak:nay anu po yang nasa tyan nyo? <br />inay:kapatid mo anak, <br />anak:mahal nyo po ba sya? <br />inay<img src=o namn,
anak:bakit nyo po sya kinain?...





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February 12, 2010

jaydi said:

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ang cocorny neo!!! taena magimbento nman kau jan ng nakakatawa.. babaduy neo eh.! juskoo luluma na ng mga jokes neo eh!
February 10, 2010

venus said:

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smilies/cry.gifhahaha!!!makatula yapin sobra!!!
February 07, 2010

bading si anonymous said:

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mga epal kau ang kokorny ng sa inyo
mas maganda aken
nakaupo ang mga estudyante s sahig sila ay naglalaro ng kung ano-ano. teacher:class umupu na kayo sa upuan niyo. mga estudyantesmilies/shocked.gifpo mom! teacher:class tumayo sa inyo ang bobo. may isang estudyanteng tumayo. teachersmilies/shocked.gifhh bakit ka tumayo?, inaamin mong bobo ka? estudyante:hindi po mom. teacher:ehh bakit ka tumayo? estudyante:ehh kasi po dinadamayan ko po kayo ehh kasi kayo lang po ang nakatayo sa klase ehh.smilies/smiley.gif THE END…….smilies/smiley.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/sad.gifsmilies/shocked.gifsmilies/cool.gifsmilies/tongue.gifsmilies/cry.gif
January 28, 2010

danielle said:

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grabe ah nakakatawa!!!smilies/angry.gif
January 12, 2010

lolz said:

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titser: anong pambansang hayop natin? nagsisimula sa letter K !!
juan: (sasagot sabay taas ng kamay) ma'am, alam ko ma'am
titser: cge juan
juan: uhm, KUTO!?
titser: nagtatapos ito sa letter W !!
juan: (sasagot ulit) uhm ma'am.. KUTOW !?
titser: may sungay ito..
juan: (confident na sasagot..) AHHH. DEMONYONG KUTOW ?!!!
HEHE, JOKE3X
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January 08, 2010

maria angelica said:

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this is funny.. lol
November 02, 2009

ugly duckling said:

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oi cabalier,laus na ung joke mo gasgas na at sayad pa lkas tama mo,,at masasabi ko sa joke na un wlang kwenta daw ung joke boooo san ka pa???eto maganda,,,

doctor:itanung mo sa doktor oh kaya sa karborador ok ba???smilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsan ka pa???smilies/smiley.gifsmilies/smiley.gifsmilies/smiley.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gifsmilies/cool.gifsmilies/tongue.gif
mga baho at uu sa lipunan ng dyoks d2 ka na sa uu jokessmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gifsmilies/kiss.gif
October 04, 2009

pientz18tugz said:

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ok lngsmilies/wink.gif
September 01, 2009

CABALIER!!!! said:

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smilies/grin.gifsmilies/grin.gif maganda aMN xa...kaw??..cgur0 kc nd u na!nTNdHAn..

herES mINE..smilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gif

holdaper: yes! mayaman na tau...
kasabwat: lan na hold up nating pera?..
holdaper: mahina aquh sa MATH ih alamin natin sa TV PATROL bukas...
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t:anu past tense ng laba??
s:naglaba maam>!
t:good! present tense??
P:naglalaba!
T:nice!eh future tense nito??
P: xempre ISAMPAY,

RENATO: cnu nakakakilala kay Jose Rizal...??
BETTY: nd eh
RENATO: kaw rowenna??
rowenna: nd rn eh..
RENATO:la bng nakakakilala sa inyu???,,,
EXTRA::: bka sa ibng section xa!!!smilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gifsmilies/angry.gif
August 23, 2009

edz said:

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hahaha...kornismilies/angry.gif
August 01, 2009

joy said:

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it's not really fun,..
June 25, 2009

AnneJo said:

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smilies/sad.gifsmilies/sad.gifkorny nmn,,,smilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gif
May 02, 2009

Dyry Shenoy said:

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hahaha!!nga naman!!!
April 28, 2009

lhady14 said:

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....ang saya nman hahahahsmilies/wink.gifsmilies/wink.gif



....☺☺☺sobra hahaha
April 09, 2009

marienel said:

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..ang saya nman sobra
wla pa bang ibang joke dyan korni nman nyan......smilies/grin.gif
April 09, 2009

mica said:

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smilies/smiley.gif Ang kORny Noh??hehhehe..,
March 21, 2009

mielyn21 said:

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smilies/angry.gif ang korny naman
March 10, 2009

john123456 said:

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nakakatawa..smilies/cry.gif
February 22, 2009

jake said:

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wla mana au uie!!
February 18, 2009

madz said:

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nkakatawa..grabe...smilies/sad.gif
February 16, 2009

mau said:

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nakakatawa....sobrasmilies/cry.gif
February 13, 2009

mau said:

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smilies/cry.gif....nakakatawa!!!sobra
February 13, 2009

jonathan said:

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wala bang nakakatawa dyan?
January 28, 2009

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