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Thursday, 01 January 2009 10:00

persuading:

Later this year, John F. Kennedy and his wife will celebrate their

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persuading anniversary.

deposit:

When washing my hands, I always turn on deposit.

deficit:

Before going into the pool, I always check how dep-i-cit.

protestant:

I always get my apples and sag-ing at the protestant.

devastation:

I wait for the bus at devastation.

analyze and anatomy:

My analyze over the ocean, so bring back my anatomy.

tenacious:

Before playing tennis I have to put on my tenacious.

deduct, defense, defeat, and detail:

De-duct jumped over de-fense. De-feat first, de-tail last.

associate:

I looked in the toilet and a-sso-ciate.

Uno, dos, tres:

UNO! Dos tres are on fire!

diniguan:

I tried turning on the TV, but no matter how many times I try,

it diniguan.

penis:

Before you go out, penis your homework.

Comments (3)add comment

panget ka said:

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diniguan joke???????????? hell?? nakakatawa ba un? joke mo na un? ayusin mo joke mo nakakainis joke mo eh
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December 19, 2009

shoggy said:

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nice one!pro hnd xdo nakakataw ehhhsmilies/smiley.gifpro atleast nakakatawa kauntismilies/smiley.gif
October 09, 2009

Vixen22 said:

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Kinda awful!!!! d na kakatawa!
September 27, 2009

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