Pasado

(10 votes, average 4.10 out of 5)

Written by Botskie | 20 February 2012

Teacher: ok class.... ito ang mga test papers nyo... Mr. Bolantoy you failed the exam...

Bolantoy: patay ako sa nanay ko... tsk3...

ATRASAN MO NA LNG

(6 votes, average 3.00 out of 5)

Written by long | 19 February 2012

pasahero; mang driver bayad ko po 20 pisos

(18 votes, average 3.22 out of 5)

Written by allex | 17 February 2012

Juan: Oys, ano yan? Pinya? Pahingi naman dyan.

(15 votes, average 3.27 out of 5)

Written by allex | 17 February 2012

Isang bata, nagpasa ng blank paper sa art teacher..a

Teacher: Bakit blank ang work mo?

(74 votes, average 3.81 out of 5)

Written by Dhiimple | 31 January 2012

Estudyante: mama bayad hoh!

Drayber: saan galling?